Here's my favorite quote from BBC's Doc Martin TV show:
Mr Porter: [while stroking his ailing sow's neck] Tell me, what's the most important question you should ask yourself before getting married?
Dr. Martin Ellingham: [while examining the sow] I have my finger in your pig's anus!
Mr Porter: You want me to help you, then I'd dare to humor me.
Dr. Martin Ellingham: Does she make me happy?
Mr Porter: No, close. Very close. Would almost give you that. Actually, go to the wrong way up. It's do I make her happy? End of the day, that's all it's about.
Mr Porter: [while stroking his ailing sow's neck] Tell me, what's the most important question you should ask yourself before getting married?
Dr. Martin Ellingham: [while examining the sow] I have my finger in your pig's anus!
Mr Porter: You want me to help you, then I'd dare to humor me.
Dr. Martin Ellingham: Does she make me happy?
Mr Porter: No, close. Very close. Would almost give you that. Actually, go to the wrong way up. It's do I make her happy? End of the day, that's all it's about.
Doc Martin Quote
